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the laziest halloween costume ever - a sim headband.

It’s not lazy if you piss all over the floor and start sobbing uncontrollably. That’s commitment

Someone calls you lazy: take a plate of food from their fridge and stand there for a minute before finding somewhere on the ground to place it. Repeat till they’re out of food, then order pizza and do it with that as well. 

If they still call you lazy: remove headband, delete all their doors and windows, fill room with fireplaces. Laugh like the angry fire god you are. 

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